Here is a game the whole family can love! Perfect for road trips, family vacations, camping trips, and airplane rides. You Laugh, I Win! The Ultimate Try Not To Laugh Challenge Joke Book - Family Vacation Edition is not only full of great family-friendly jokes, but it´s presented in a competition format. The player or team that smiles, grins or laughs the most are actually the losers! Try not to laugh as you are presented with some funny jokes. The team that can hold in their laughter will be the winners, but it won´t be easy. Get the humorous You Laugh, I Win! The Ultimate Try Not To Laugh Challenge Joke Book - Family Vacation Edition today. It makes a great gift for moms, dads, or any members of the family! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Will Tulin. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/138543/bk_acx0_138543_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Travel Tales Collections: Airplane Stories is part of Michael Brein´s Collections travel tales series and contains some of the best travel stories from Michael´s huge collection of travel tales, which he has gathered in interviews with nearly 1,750 world travelers and adventurers during his four decades of travel to more than 125 countries throughout the world. Travel Tales Collections are groups of very interesting, similar travel stories that address a variety of very specific travel subjects, themes, or countries, such as close calls, great escapes, pickpocketing, scams, safety and security in travel, Paris, Morocco, Mexico, and so on. Eventually, hundreds of Collections titles on all sorts of specific travel subjects, themes, and countries will be available. An airline story is in the news today! And so it goes. There´s hardly a day now that an airline incident of some sort or another is not in the news. We´re taking a lot closer look at air travel these days than ever before. Therefore, as regards the psychology of travel, we should take a much closer look at what actually happens on airplanes. So, in The Travel Psychologist Travel Tales Series, that´s exactly what I do. Air-travel-life stories include the full range of the human air travel experience, from preboarding incidents to arrivals; from the cabin to the loo; from the public and private lives of airline personnel as well as passengers - from the pilots, to the stews, to you; from that which makes us laugh to that which makes us cry as well as, unfortunately, to that which creates abject fear and terror in the skies. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Gary Roelofs. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/035604/bk_acx0_035604_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Spencer Brown unleashes his English wit with rapid precision. Then, he talks with Dom and club owner Jamie Masada about being English. Next, Modi takes the mic and slams the front row for being all men. He complains about Russian building contractors who almost ruined his house, taxi drivers having more social lives than anyone, Dallas convenience stores, and overweight people on airplanes. Then, Gerry Bednob uses his Bangladeshi wisdom to exposes strange American habits and phrases.Spencer BrownSpencer Brown is a British comedian who tours regularly at universities and comedy clubs across the UK. He performed his own show at the esteemed Edinburgh Festival, and he competed on NBC´s Last Comic Standing. He recently released his first album, Things I Don´t Have To Do.ModiVoted one of the Top 10 Comedians in New York City by the Hollywood Reporter and BackStage, Modi has emerged as one of the comedy circuit´s hottest talents. He has been selected numerous times to perform at the Montreal Comedy Festival and returned in 2004 to appear with Tim Allen in the Just for Laughs Gala. He has also appeared on The Sopranos, Tough Crowd with Collin Quinn, and The USO Tour Live from Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.Gerry BednobGerry Bednob is the world´s #1 Bangladeshi comedian. Aside from being a favorite performer at the Laugh Factory, Gerry has been seen in Seinfeld, Undeclared and The 40 Year Old Virgin. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Spencer Brown, Modi, Gerry Bednob. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/lafa/071106/pf_lafa_071106_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Get ready to laugh, laugh, laugh, in Richard Scarry´s Funniest Storybook Ever! Richard Scarry´s classic collection of his funniest stories is back in print! All your favorite Busytown characters are back and getting up to countless silly situations. Whether it´s an out-of-control mix-up with Ma Pig´s new car, babysitters making accidental exploding fudge, sneaky mice pirates taking over Uncle Willie´s ship, or even a talking loaf of bread that baffles Humperdink the Baker and Lowly Worm, young readers will be rolling on the floor with laughter thanks to the hysterical hijinks found in this Funniest Storybook Ever! Note: Includes some stories that also appear in Richard Scarry´s Favorite Storybook Ever. Contents: Absentminded Mr. Rabbit Sergeant Murphy and the Banana Thief Speedboat Spike Ma Pig´s New Car Mr. Fixit The Three Sitters Tanglefoot The Talking Bread The Three Fishermen The Accident Please Move to the Back of the Bus Uncle Willie and the Pirates The Unlucky Day Rudolf´s Airplane Lowly Worm´s Birthday
Amalie Whitfield is the picture of a blushing bride during her wedding reception-but for all the wrong reasons. Instead of proclaiming his undying love, her husband can be heard, by Amalie and their guests, getting off with someone else. She has every reason to freak out, and in a moment of insanity, she throws herself at the first hot-blooded male she sees. But he´s not interested in becoming her revenge screw. Mortified and desperate to escape the post-wedding drama, Amalie decides to go on her honeymoon alone, only to find the man who rejected her also heading to the same tiny island for work. But this time he isn´t holding back. She should know better than to sleep with someone she knows, but she can´t seem to resist him. They might agree that what happens on the island should stay on the island, but neither one can deny that their attraction is more than just physical. Filled with hilariously scandalous situations and enough sexual chemistry to power an airplane from New York City to the South Pacific, Hooking Up is the next standalone, laugh-out-loud romantic comedy from Helena Hunting, the New York Times bestselling author of the Pucked series and Shacking Up.
Filled with hilariously scandalous situations and enough sexual chemistry to power an airplane from New York City to the South Pacific, Hooking Up is the next standalone, laugh-out-loud romance audiobook from Helena Hunting, the New York Times best-selling author of the Pucked series and Shacking Up. Amalie Whitfield is the picture of a blushing bride during her wedding reception - but for all the wrong reasons. Instead of proclaiming his undying love, her husband can be heard, by Amalie and their guests, getting off with someone else. She has every reason to freak out, and in a moment of insanity she throws herself at the first hot-blooded male she sees. But he´s not interested in becoming her revenge screw. Mortified and desperate to escape the post-wedding drama, Amalie decides to go on her honeymoon alone, only to find the man who rejected her also heading to the same tiny island for work. But this time he isn´t holding back. She should know better than to sleep with someone she knows, but she can´t seem to resist him. They might agree that what happens on the island should stay on the island, but neither one can deny that their attraction is more than just physical. This sizzling audiobook is the perfect companion to any day at the beach or a rainy afternoon. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jacob Morgan, Muffy Newtown. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/aren/002724/bk_aren_002724_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
On opening day of the new baseball season, a small model-kit airplane flies down from the stands and buzzes the mound, where a decorated veteran pilot is about to throw out the first ball. The toy plane is the exact replica of the one flown by the war hero. Everyone laughs, thinking it´s a prank or a publicity stunt. Until it explodes, killing dozens. Seconds later a swarm of killer drones descends upon the picnicked crowd, each one carrying a powerful bomb. All across the country, artificial-intelligence drive systems in cars, commuter trains, and even fighter planes go out of control. The death toll soars as the machines we depend upon every day are turned into engines of destruction. Joe Ledger and the Department of Military Sciences go on the hunt for whoever is controlling these machines, but the every step of the way they are met with traps and shocks that strike to the very heart of the DMS. No one is safe. Nowhere is safe. Enemies old and new rise as America burns. Joe Ledger and his team begin a desperate search for the secret to this new technology and the madmen behind it. But before they can close in, the enemy virus infects Air Force One. The president is trapped aboard as the jet heads toward the heart of New York City. It has become Predator One. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ray Porter. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/aren/001954/bk_aren_001954_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Five decades of selected writings from the Irish Times by the beloved and best-selling author, filled with her hallmark humor, candor, and wisdom - a timeless gift to her legion of fans. Maeve Binchy once confessed: ´´As someone who fell off a chair not long ago trying to hear what they were saying at the next table in a restaurant, I suppose I am obsessively interested in what some might consider the trivia of other people´s lives.´´ She was an accidental journalist, yet from the beginning, her writings reflected the warmth, wit, and keen human interest that audiences would come to love in her fiction. From the royal wedding to boring airplane companions, Samuel Beckett to Margaret Thatcher, ´´senior moments´´ to life as a waitress, Maeve´s Times gives us wonderful insight into a changing Ireland as it celebrates the work of one of our best-loved writers in all its diversity - revealing her characteristic directness, laugh-out-loud humor, and unswerving gaze into the true heart of a matter. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Kate Binchy. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/004005/bk_rand_004005_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Winner of the John Newbery Metal for the best children´s book of 2011. Melding the entirely true and the wildly fictional, Dead End in Norvelt is a novel about an incredible two months for a kid named Jack Gantos, whose plans for vacation excitement are shot down when he is ´´grounded for life´´ by his feuding parents, and whose nose spews bad blood at every little shock he gets. But plenty of excitement (and shocks) are coming Jack´s way once his mom loans him out to help a fiesty old neighbor with a most unusual chore - typewriting obituaries filled with stories about the people who founded his utopian town. As one obituary leads to another, Jack is launced on a strange adventure involving molten wax, Eleanor Roosevelt, twisted promises, a homemade airplane, Girl Scout cookies, a man on a trike, a dancing plague, voices from the past, Hells Angels... and possibly murder. Endlessly surprising, this sly, sharp-edged narrative is the author at his very best, making readers laugh out loud at the most unexpected things in a dead-funny depiction of growing up in a slightly off-kilter place where the past is present, the present is confusing, and the future is completely up in the air. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jack Gantos. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/aren/001281/bk_aren_001281_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.